Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Genisis

The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the fiber and the networks.

2 Now the internet was [a] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the routers.

3 And God said, "Let there be data," and there was data. 4 God saw that the data was good, and He separated the data from the darkness. 5 God called the data "The World Wide Web," and the darkness he called "Internet." And there was good data, and there was bad data the first day.

6 And God said, "Let there be a protocol between the data to separate data from data." 7 So God made the protocols and separated the data from the data around it. And it was so. 8 God called the protocol "Hypertext Markup Language." And there was good data, and there was bad data the second day.

9 And God said, "Let the bad users of the internet be gathered to one place, and let pictures appear." And it was so. 10 God called the pictures "JPEG's," and the gathered bad data he called "AOL" And God saw that it was good.

...etc etc etc.....

26 Then God said, "Let us make the net in our image, in our likeness, and let it reflect how we see events over our lives and give access to this to the birds of the air, the livestock, over all the earth, [b] and over all the creatures that move along the ground."



27 So God created blogging in his own image,

in the image of God he created it;

good and bad he created them.


28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Record the events of the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground."

29 Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for insight. 30 And to all the bloggers of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground-everything that has the breath of life in it-I give every green plant for insight." And it was so.

31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning-the sixth day....

... Several years later this blog appeared out of thin air. Just catching everyone up on how this site came to be. Hopefully there will someday be some insightful and intelligent posts, but you may consider it allt o be utter rubbish. Hey, at least I think some of my stuff is good.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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